I say the most inappropriate shit
All the time.
Not at the wrong time or the right time.
Just all the time.
Lmao I am sometimes so scared that he will decide he doesn’t actually like me and he will think that asking me out was a mistake and just completely change his mind
I painted him a cup and it turned out much nicer than I expected so I’ll give it to him on Saturday
Also we’re going to the Met on Saturday!!
- me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results
On account of sweating because of the past several days’ heat and humidity I have acquired several fledgling pimples on my visage
AND ALL THESE LITTLE SPOTS
I’LL BE RIDING MY IMAGINARY DYNAMO
- Lunch
- Chess
- The Sims 2
- Monty Python
- Dinner
- Tea
- :)
i’ve really just been thinking about this all day….what if the sea creatures are planning a rebellion against the surface dwellers? like they’ve just been pretending that they can only breathe underwater and like all of the worlds best swimmers are actually sea spies sending information back to them. and like on july 4 they will emerge from the ocean and start attacking the land…and they do like a mind manipulation and control all the terrestrial animals and they join them too …something like that.
Gravity’s Rainbow - Klaxons
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Awesome
Opening Credits: I Hear Voices [that’s nice!]
Waking Up: Running Battle
Falling In Love: Acid Turkish Bath (Shelter From the Storm) [lolkay]
Fight Song: Fire
Breaking Up: Pinch Roller
Getting Back Together: Re-Wired [haha not bad]
Wedding: Swarfiga [LOL]
Birth of Child: Last Trip (In Flight) [that’s… strangely appropriate]
Final Battle: Seek and Destroy [NICE!]
Death Scene: Stuntman [eh…]
Funeral Song: Butcher Blues [weird but kinda fitting o.O]
Ending Credits: Shoot the Runner [very good!]
Kasabian - Vlad The Impaler
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